Blooper by Joyce Le

So people who like reading Cosmopolitian, you may like reading this. It's like Confessions from Cosmo. :]

"BLOOPER"

            Christian told his mom he was going to play basketball with his friends. He lied!!! His mom went out with her friends, which meant the home would be empty! YEE! Sounds great, huh? So they didn't expect his mom to be home for a few hours. Mary got picked up by Christian, and they hung at his house. So as things began to heat up, things got frisky and they hopped into the sheets! So as things were going to it's climax, the front door OPENED! "Christian," his mom called out as she enter her home. "HOLLY SHIT!" BUTT NAKED, running down the hall to hide in the other rooms' closet. Christian got dressed hell of fast then went down and told his mom that basketball finished early. …That settled some things. So how the hell is Mary going to get out of the house? The moms home, she has a guest over, and they are downstairs! Mary got dressed inside the closet and waited nervously for Christian to come upstairs and tell her it was all clear. He had the idea for her to climb down the balcony that was in his room…WOW! "Seriously?" she thought. Well since it's the only way to get out, she had no choice and did it! she didn't even have her shoes or socks so she was walking all barefoot, climbing down a side of the wall that was two stories up. Christian went outside pretending to get the mail. Really he was helping Mary get down. Man, Oh Man….Guess who caught them in the middle of the day when the sun was out?! THE FREAKING MAILMAN!!! Oh Gosh…Mary jumped down and the mailman watched. He looked at her and shook his head in a "No, no/tisk,tisk "manner. Christian went back inside, told his mom he was going to hang with his friends. The couple headed out and got some Pho to eat. Sitting there stunned and nerve racked with what had just happened. WHAT A FREAKING DAY. Imagine this sort of shit happening to you...i know i'd be flipping out!