Work hard, Play hard by Kyle Plant

            That's my motto – "Work Hard, Play Hard," it's true. So, I'm just gonna vent and explain what it's like having a job as a teenager. Having a job is pretty fun, but sometimes, there are certain people that I just want to punch in the face. When I was working at Aqua Adventure, I loved it, EXCEPT for the stupid fuckers who came to the park and left their common sense at home. I mean, come on, it's common sense not to run near a pool. Honestly, I would laugh for a second when I saw them fall, and then I'd be like, "Aww, fuck, now I have to help them." I know, I know, that's bad to say, but they shouldn't have been running! I had two lifeguard jobs at the same time during summer. As I mentioned, I worked at Aqua Adventure, and I worked at this indoor swim place called Calphin. Calphin… ugh, I hated that place. My boss was a straight up idiot, and hella rude too. And, the dumb bitch made me work like six to eight straight hours without a break! What the fuck is that shit!? I don't know. Anyway, I quit that place, so it's all good. :] I work at ColdStone now, yeah, whatever. It's pretty legit, I must admit. Except, some of the customers come in are hella rude. Like, the other night, this Asian guy comes in talking bout, "I try to eat ice cream like twice a day, everyday of the year." Quite frankly, IDGAF! Why the fuck you tryna do that daily though, forreal? That's retarded. Anyway, it's nice getting paychecks though, it's just difficult dealing with retarded ass customers. If you have no common sense, then what the fuck. AND, when random ass people be givin' me hella attitude also, like what the fuck, bitch, you don't know me! Some people try to complain to me RIGHT when I walk in too! I was at Aqua Adventure and this bitch complaining about her damn double cheeseburger. Okay, listen here bitch, the last thing you need is a damn mother fucking double cheeseburger. And why the fuck is you complaining to me, I'm a lifeguard not a damn griller chef person! Try the salad next time fat fuck. Anyway, like I said, it's worth it for the money, every time. Not only can you get to buy whatever you want when you want it, you pick up freedom with your money. I was able to go to the staff get together parties, and to the re-unions, because I had the freedom to pay for myself. Besides that as well, you make a whole bunch of new friends, which is really the best part. There are some people from Aqua Adventure that I still talk to everyday. Like I said, "Work Hard, Play Hard," and you'll always succeed. I love having a job.