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Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Emily and the Cat by Cristy Lee

Emily was sitting outside of Starbucks sucking her frapuccino through her straw. "What a nice day" she thought to herself.

 

"Meow meow meow meow" a stray cat meowed at the mall.

Emily turned her head towards the annoying noise and raised her eyebrows at the cat. It licked its paw and turned its head towards Emily. The cat arched its back and hissed. Alarmed she got up but the cat pounced on her and landed on her lap and started scratching her jeans.

"Damn it!" she cursed as she pried it off and held it by it's head. She raced to the bathroom and kicked open the stall.  She stuffed the cat's head in the toilet as it squirmed and squirmed protesting and resisting being drowned. Then it's body went limp. Emily smiled in triumph. "That's right" she said.

          Then unexpectedly the cat bit her finger! It wasn't dead yet after all.

"Ahh! Son of a bitch!" she yelled holding her injured finger, "Fucking cat's gonna die!".

          She ran after the escaped cat and jumped on it. She wrapped her arms around its body and slowly maneuvered her hands to its neck. She lifted it up and threw it as hard she could against the wall, but before it made contact it landed on all fours and leaped onto Emily's head.

          Emily tried to pry the feline off her head but in that process the cat ripped her left nostril. She yelped in pain and ripped it off her head and threw it on the ground. With the speed of lightning she whipped out her shovel and started to bash its head with a shovel. Blood splattered her green sweater as she meningcingly attacked it. A piece of flesh splattered on her glasses and fell to the floor.

          Just then she felt something on her ankle. She looked down and saw that the cat's flesh clumped around her ankle and starting sucking on her skin.

"Ahhh!" she yelled as she kicked off the disgusting blob. Luckily it didn't get her skin but only ate part of her blue jeans. It looked as if it was partly burned by acid.

         She stared in horror at the monstrosity on the ground. It was making a humming noise. In fear she quickly gathered the remains and threw it over the balcony. She thought her worries were over until she heard an army of drowning meows.  She quickly looked over the balcony and saw that all the shoppers below has turned into cat zombie slaves. They're ears moved to the top of their heads and sprouted tails. Their skin changed to a rotten, icy blue and started foaming in their mouth. They trudged up the escalator reaching their hands out towards Emily.

          Emily pulled out her gun from her waist band started to shoot all the zombies madly. With her mad shooting skills she shot them all square in the head and knocked them all out.  She gathered up their body and threw it all into a dumpster. Soon after the garbage men came and took the garbage away. Emily smiled and waved at the receding garbage truck. She turned her back to walk away when she heard an ear deafening roar.

          She turned around and saw a blue cloud forming around on top of the truck and a massive cat formed. It was made from chunks of flesh and various garbage pieces that were already in the dumpster. It opened its mouth and released toxic gas. Emily covered her nose with her sweater to block out the scent. As the gas traveled to her direction it made the grass wilt and the trees to turn brown.

          The gigantic mass climbed out of the truck and slowly began to approach Emily all in the while throwing various toxic waste at her. Emily ran with all her might. She dodged a car and slipped on a banana peel.

          She ran down the street and saw an abandoned wood cutter. She turned it on and turned it towards the approaching cat's direction. It gave a menacing roar. "Take that you stupid cat!" She yelled as the car began to run into the wood cutter. It got chopped up into millions of pieces. She breathed heavily and began to turn around when a munching sound was heard. To her horror it regenerated itself again.

          "God damn, does this thing ever die?"

1 comments:

Kaylee Parsons said...

Hahaha i was laughing the whole time!!! Very funny story!

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