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Wednesday, June 9, 2010

These Make Me Go UGH by Natalie Andrade


You ever get really annoyed at someone or something and you automatically roll your eyes or think, god this is so annoying? Well, this happens to me a lot. And you're probably wondering what are the things that piss me off. So I'm going to tell you. Here are my top fifty-five annoying pet peeves.
1.     Stretching and someone tickles you
2.     Annoyingly re-sending text messages
3.     Stinky breath
4.     Gross body odor
5.     Costumers who ask irrelevant questions
6.     People who talk about themselves too much
7.     Texting blunt texts like "ok" and "I guess"
8.     Not knowing how to dance
9.     Drunk/loud girls
10. Drunk people telling each other to shut-up
11. Touching my hair
12. Leaving crumbs on my car seats
13. Having you phone taken away
14. Conceited assholes
15. Taking out a juice box but the straw is missing
16. Slow drivers
17. Running out of toilet paper in a public bathroom
18. Dropping an earring on the floor
19. Bad hair days
20. Having a stain on your new, white shirt
21. Thinking you found a parking space but it's really a small car
22. Parallel parking
23. Stalling
24. Finding a hair in your food
25. Finding a curly hair you missed after straightening
26. Sitting through a boring movie
27. Running out of gas
28. When a guy your into makes a rude comment
29. The guy you like also likes your best friend
30. Being wrong
31. When the person sitting in front of you in class farts and it blows in your face
32. Awkward silences
33. Ugly feet
34. Cold soup
35. When your fingers are too cold to text
36. Saying you'll be there in ten minutes and get there an hour later
37. When your teeth grind
38. When your dog jumps on you and gets doggy hairs all over your clothes
39. Chapped lips
40. Slow internet
41. When your text messages don't send
42. Getting deodorant marks on your shirt
43. Phone dies
44. Getting food stuck in your teeth
45. When a teacher calls you out in front of the whole class
46. After folding a whole pile of clothes a costumer ruins it
47. Backstabbing bitches
48. Not finding your size
49. Walking into the wrong bathroom
50. When people are fighting and your in the room
51. Waving to someone but they don't see you
52. Saying hi to someone but they don't hear you
53. Alarm clocks
54. Dirty feet
55. Spilling food on your clothes while eating
Now that you know them, wouldn't you agree on almost half of these? Even while writing this I thought of even more annoying things, and one of them is typing homework late at night. Like right now.

1 comments:

iliveudie said...

Great to know about you. I think that if you incorporated this all into one story, you would have a good piece of writing about yourself!