Vegetables Eating Humans by Isabella Szymanski

Who needs photosynthesis You have to get into this Why does the Fly Eater get to eat All the meat It would be so sweet to see a farmer walk by And grab his feet Bon appetit Now Vegetables, when I say you should eat humans, I haven't gone astray We will still get watered twice a day Because humans are expanding so fast So wouldn't it be a blast If we snacked on them now and made it last Let us soak them in ranch dressing While our teeth do all the pressing Take our favorite chips and turn them what they turned us Into guacamole dip Make a nice tasty pie And know that's where their bodies lie So listen when I implore Those humans won't know what's in store