I really want to write such stories like a bunch of people that does it in my creative writing class. The point is, I just can't. Those people makes up great stores that you can ever picture it right at the moment and connecting all the pictures into a piece of movie or something. And whenever I start writing a few sentences, I just can't seem to finish, what a shame. I don't know how they come up with these amazing stories. It's just like when you take a picture of a really nice scene and it actually came out better than you thought. Yes, I am writing random things in my notebook again, but who cares. I have to say that I got really heartbroken because Rachael said I was stupid. Well, she didn't exactly say it, but she meant it.
Let me tell you how the story begins. At lunch, when I came in to Ms. T's classroom to hang around with friends, the next thing you know is Zoe seeming to have something exciting to tell me, so I happily bump up right against her to hear what a wonderful and sexy story she has to talk about. She says,
"Hey Sandy, I auditioned for Romeo and Juliet today!"
I said: "So are you Juliet?"
She says: "No! Listen to me. I got to be the nurse and the nurse is really stupid. And Mr. Ballin told me to just act like a stupid person. Rachael was right next to me, so she tells me, 'Just think of Sandy!'"
I was so pissed off, disappointed, and pretty much heartbroken, you don't even know! I was thinking that Rachael is not getting an ice cream cake anymore on her birthday, because I was that much disappointed.
I mean, why can't my parents just be as happy as then can ever be, instead of being such unhappy people as ever before. Let me tell you what I mean by that. My wonderful mommy always just frustrates herself and has this sad/mad/bad face. And I even told her to not to frustrate herself so much and be as happy as she can because you know, she still has to live a life right?! So, today is the 7th of February, and it is on a Monday, which feels like a day in summer, since it's sunny, I guess. Anyway, I had added Emma on facebook today and I decided to chat with her. I told her to write "You're so sexy," on my wall just for fun because I was bored and didn't feel like doing that big bald head's project. The next few seconds, I see something else on my wall and I was going to ask her what it meant. However, after reading it so many times to myself, I finally figured it out without asking her, so I felt smart, it's just that my brain functions slower than other people, which annoys me, I have to admit, but I hope not the slowest of all in history.
I have to tell you, there were a lot of people that added me on facebook after my sexy Zoe did. One of them was Tyler Rowe (row row your boat). I started chatting with him too, I said:
"Why are you on my wallpaper?" since I saw his disgusting face in my phone after I had borrowed it to him. He puts a smiley face. Then, I asked him,
"Is Lillian there?"
He says, "No."
I said, "Oh, dang it. Are you coming tomorrow though?"
He said, "Yeah, I am."
I said, "Am I going to Disneyland though?"
He screams at me, "I don't know! That'd be weird." I wondered how weird, he's weird.
So I say, "WHY? I am sexy. Duh!"
He says, "Ew."
I tell him, "Don't eww me.. I GOT BOOBIES."
He says, "Eww," Again.
I ask him, "Is Lillian riding with you?"
He said, "She's not coming."
I told him, "Aw man, I wanted to see her bras," with a smiley face.
He then tells me, "OMG. Sandy you are so weird."
I of course say, "Thanks, but sexy at the same time."
I asked him, "Did you have blue waffles for lunch?"
He said, "No."
I said, "Oh, ok then..Does Lillian like those?"
OFFLINE.
Oh yeah, and I commented on one of his pictures on facebook of him and his girlfriend: "Oh, She's HOT! You row that that boat! 'Oh Jack, oh Rose!'"
The weather right now is making me a really sad person, which I pretty much strongly dislike. Isn't this some kind of a disorder? Because I learned it in health class with Mrs.Baur, but at least I'm not committing suicide right? But I have to tell you, I have what's called OCD. My OCD is pretty strong, since my classmate, Juan, had told me that everybody in this world has at least a little bit of OCD in them. It's really confusing. I don't even know why I have it, but I wish I never did, because it is simply annoying and frustrating. The reason is because I am very conservative, you can ask any of my friends, but then I take a shower for a really long time, and that I strongly dislike.
So, I had a really bad day yesterday because first of all, my mom didn't make sense. Second, because this girl at my 6th period, which I knew her since 5th grade, tripped me and instead of telling me that she was sorry, she laughed at me! Which isn't nice or cool at all! And the last, also the biggest reason was because of not having enough sleep, why do I have so many things going through my mind?! I don't want to, I just want to sleep..
I swear, I am going to miss high school so much! Although I think most of the classes are just TOO boring, and a lot of times I just don't learn anything from it, but maybe that's just the essence of Life, which is going to school! If you think about it, God is giving you something to do and not having you to think whether if you have something to do each day, so you should be thankful. However, I was wondering if I could throw my bra up in the air instead of the cap, and Chikku says I should. But to tell the truth, I'm going to miss many people from the creative writing class, I guess the people that are sitting around me (what a coincidence), because we have shared so many laughter together!
So, I had a picture that Pooja took of me sitting in class and I made it my profile picture on facebook. Amanda commented on it and said:
"This gives you the illusion that you are studious. Dig it."
So I replied back, "Dig what? I don't get it. Some Gold?"
And she said, "Oh Sandy," with a blinked-eyes smile.
Now, it's time for me to post up all the poems I wrote, and they could be the sexiest poems ever.
"Lamborghini"
Emma likes it cheesy & sweaty
Butt Evans likes it skinny
Rachael is mean
Darien is unsexy
Zoe is weird but also sexy
Kimberly likes heavy coffee
Angely likes it tall
Pooja likes random people
Chikku is my grandma
Eugster likes to give birth
Lisa likes mango's bone
Brenna loves Zach & Cody
Mario admires Luigi
Yapheth loves the beach
Hot muscles are made for me
And Tyler just likes PORN
"Hotter than HOT CHEETOS"
My valentines are my boobies
I shall take them to the movies
I wanna go on the roller coaster
And Tyler loves Justin Bieber
Government to me is like French
I'd rather sit outside on the bench
Will Ferrel is just SO HOT
And no, I am not smoking pot
Amanda eats frozen burritos
I wanna be friends with "The Incredibles" speedo
In 1st period I always have to PEE
What I had for breakfast was bagel with cream cheese
I like Garfield and his favorite food is lasagna
I wanna kill Mr. Awwad in the mafia
Mama Max looks like Andy from the movie with the Barbie doll, dinosaurs, and cowboy
And of course he will ask Emma to prom with Joy
Tyler sent assquash a picture of his "muscle"
In a long time I haven't ate a taco
I am probably the most creative in this class
I wonder who's ass Tyler is talking about when he says, "DAT ASS."
When they say "Drop It Like it's Hot," I go: "Drop what?!"